I’m very aware that I’m loud. Why is it good? I know how to control the masses.
I’m going to crack the whip on your groomsmen. Don’t worry. They will laugh while doing what they’re told.
I will become best friends with your bridesmaids.
Shy ring bearers and flower girls are my specialty!
My record for eating a slice of wedding cake is 6 seconds. I will try to beat that at your wedding.
I will ditch my shoes at your reception. I’m not sure why; it just always seems to happen.